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1st-Dec-2016 08:24 am
Wild Thing
"They're real and they're spectacular" *still* gets a huge laugh at corporate events. Thanks Seinfeld (which I haven't actually seen, but I know the line).

Believe me. No one is as shocked as me.

The reason is because it's just a teensy bit naughty while also being completely clean. (The original line referred to breasts.) That goes over big with executives.

It's also why 50 Shades of Grey is the gift that keeps on giving. It's so mainstream that it's totally safe...yet everyone knows it's a naughty reference.

I wonder what the next everlasting naughty-safe bit will be.
1st-Dec-2016 03:34 pm (UTC)
Tell me you don't use "WHAZZUP????"


1st-Dec-2016 03:55 pm (UTC)
Never got on board with that one. Not enough innuendo.
1st-Dec-2016 04:04 pm (UTC)
"That's what she said"

Edited at 2016-12-01 04:04 pm (UTC)
1st-Dec-2016 07:30 pm (UTC)
Around here we frequently use the phrase "H.R. Too Far!" when someone makes a remark like that. Mostly because no one cares. :-)
4th-Dec-2016 06:28 pm (UTC)
NSFW, but hilarious and relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd_EA9VKOR8
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