This resort is a lot of very nice things, executed not so wonderfully.
For instance, there is an in-room keurig coffee maker...and they only gave me decaf coffee.
Oddly, none of the devices in my room were plugged in--no lamps, no clocks, no phones. The clock has no cord to plug it in. It just sits there, inert, on the bedside table.
There is a rain-shower.
Let me tell you. There is a reason why we don't all march out and stand in the rain to bathe ourselves. If I wanted water trickling feebly over my body I'd bathe in the tears of those crying over the lack of water pressure.
They are the first-worldiest of first world problems. It's true.